poop rhymes with scoop
pooper rhymes with scooper
and George’s poems are super duper
NOT!
more like rot
taut
lot
sought
jot
taught
caught
fought
tator tot
mott-
-‘s apple sauce
Crot-
-ch
like a pussy
or someone who writes poems
or George
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2.12.09 / 10pm
yeah this sucks man.
We all know George, and it’s safe to say most of us hate him. It used to be his well dressed pseudo-intellectual hipster aesthetic that gave us the desire to choke him with a stylish bow tie whilst singing neutral milk hotel, but now we all have a much more legit reason to hate George. His poetry. I haven’t read any of it, but I’m sure it sucks. He writes it in secret books. They sell them at the bookstore. In the secret book aisle. As if he didn’t have enough secret newsletters. What is this guy hiding? I’ll tell you what he’s hiding, feelings, and feelings are for pussies. There are only a few ways to fight feelings. Hurting people, hanging out with bros, belittling women, and mocking things. so fuck George and his poetry……this is what i think of poetry
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